From pristine pink dream homes to completely curated outfits that simply transition from daytime to seaside days, Barbieland has all of it. Who would not wish to reside in it? However as anybody who has seen the “Barbie” film is aware of all too nicely, residing within the Actual World has its very human advantages, too. Both manner, you could very nicely end up wishing you could possibly step into Greta Gerwig’s vibrantly hued feminist fable as a “Barbie” character, whether or not that is Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie), President Barbie (Issa Rae), Bizarre Barbie (Kate McKinnon), or yup, probably even one of many Kens.

To get a way of who you would be for those who had been to do this, look no additional than your private astrology. As you learn on, contemplate not solely your solar signal (which speaks to your self-image and identification) however your moon signal (your emotional compass) and your rising signal (the way you current your self out on the earth).

Aries (March 21-April 19): Ken

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The primary signal of the zodiac, Aries is playful, harmless, fun-loving, and aggressive, very like Ken (the unique, performed by Ryan Gosling). It is also the cardinal hearth signal dominated by Mars, the planet of motion, power, and even anger, which might flare up whenever you’re embracing impulsivity and never taking enough time to acknowledge and work via complicated feelings. However like Barbieland’s main man, these born underneath the signal of the Ram are at all times up for a problem and often discover a option to come out on high — ideally by embracing precisely who they’re.

Taurus (April 20-Could 20): Physician Barbie

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Dr. Barbie is just not solely an excellent, regular doctor able to tending to anybody who may need a medical mishap (like Ken, who wipes out making an attempt to surf arduous plastic waves), however she’s additionally up for partying when the second requires it. Taurus, the mounted earth signal dominated by magnificence and pleasure-loving Venus, has a novel skill to be calm in a disaster and reside within the second. That mentioned, it stands to purpose that the highest doc in Barbieland — who doubles as a DJ when the lights go down — is a pleasure-loving Bull who can follow mindfulness in addition to she does drugs.

Gemini (Could 21-June 20): Lawyer Barbie

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Lawyer Barbie is a grasp of language who can simply win a jury over along with her sensible, applause-spurring communication abilities, that are innate to the mutable air signal dominated by messenger Mercury. Social Geminis even have a large circle of pals very like this doll-turned-attorney. And symbolized by the Twins, there are two sides to Geminis — maybe shy and reserved at occasions, and outgoing and outspoken at others, and we see these various sides of Lawyer Barbie as she navigates one majorly game-changing second in Barbieland historical past.

Most cancers (June 21-July 22): Midge

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Midge tends to spur numerous shock and punchlines, as a result of as the primary and solely pregnant Barbie doll, she was a bit complicated to prospects (yep, apparently Barbies can have infants) and ended up being discontinued. However just like the cardinal water signal Most cancers, Midge is good, pleasant, and maternal. Dominated by the intuitive moon, individuals born underneath the signal of the Crab are emotionally clever, naturally tremendous humorous, innately nurturing, and family-oriented. Midge does crack everybody up — and lives in Skipper’s home, so clearly she’s a Most cancers.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Stereotypical Barbie

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Stereotypical Barbie is sunny, optimistic, pushed, and loves a very good dance social gathering — so, clearly, she’s a Leo. The mounted hearth signal is dominated by the solar, which oversees self-image and confidence, however when a Leo is stripped away from the highlight, they may start to have a little bit of an existential disaster. Stereotypical Barbie can be unaccustomed to the shadow aspect of life (*cough* like ideas of demise), preferring to give attention to vitality and the brilliant aspect of each story, which is sort of Leonine. Nonetheless, as soon as she is ready to wrap her arms round the great thing about being flawed, she’s fast to really feel empowered — and empower others, which is a signature Leo trait.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Sasha

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Although Virgo might have a fame for being crucial and nitpicky, individuals born underneath the mutable earth signal are service-oriented pragmatists who care deeply about serving to others, identical to Sasha. The younger teen can be detail-oriented, articulate past her years, and fast to share her brainy, feminist scorching takes — strengths that Virgo is afforded because of being dominated by Mercury, the planet of communication. And like Sasha when she’s working in tandem along with her mother, Gloria, the signal symbolized by the Maiden is almost unmatched in the case of making use of their grounded work ethic. TBH, their perfectionist efforts virtually at all times result in applause-worthy outcomes.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Diplomat Barbie

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Deeply invested in bringing stability to each facet of life, Libra is the cardinal air signal dominated by Venus, the planet of romance and wonder. Diplomat Barbie touts her Libran charms by carrying a ballgown and awarding fellow Barbies whereas successful awards herself. And for those who had been born underneath the signal of the Scales, you are doubtless as invested as Diplomat Barbie in being a social butterfly and profiting from each alternative to have a good time and applaud your broad circle of pals.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Gloria

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Pushed, hardworking, and able to getting into their energy, Scorpio is the mounted water signal dominated by go-getter Mars and transformative Pluto. Whereas she is likely to be struggling to really feel completely empowered, Gloria in the end provides Barbieland — and teary audiences — a game-changing, memorable speech in an awe-inspiring, magnetic manner that is actually Scorpionic. To not point out that Scorpios can not help however marvel in regards to the darker aspect of life, desirous about exploring our shadow sides and mortality, one thing that Gloria finds herself diving into headfirst.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): President Barbie

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Joyful, outgoing, and the lifetime of the social gathering like President Barbie, Sagittarius is dominated by Jupiter, the planet of abundance, enlargement, and philosophy. The mutable hearth signal’s M.O. is completely “go big or go home,” exuding numerous feel-good power and knowledge. Sag additionally tends to don’t have any downside providing their unfiltered ideas and opinions whereas additionally cheering others on. In reality, individuals born underneath the signal of the Archer are naturally at house within the highlight, which makes them actually charismatic leaders, identical to the chief of Barbieland.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Author Barbie

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Having received a Nobel Prize, Author Barbie is enormously invested in her work — simply as a Capricorn could be. As a result of Cap is dominated by Saturn, the taskmaster planet, the cardinal earth signal is industrious, pushed, pragmatic, and goal-oriented. You’ll be able to inform Author Barbie is a bit professorial, smart past her years, and actually mental. She could possibly be the Barbie to doc the historical past of Barbieland in a must-read tome at some point — all traits which can be consistent with tradition-revering, down-to-earth Sea Goat.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Bizarre Barbie

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Dominated by Uranus, the planet of rise up, the mounted air signal is proudly — and generally, obstinately — obsessive about hanging out towards conference and embracing their tendency to march to the beat of their very own drum, very like Bizarre Barbie. Uranus can be the planet of electrical energy and sudden change, so Aquarians get a kick out of surprising others by being on the market or rejecting social norms — no matter these are. Bizarre Barbie is mainly to Barbieland what the Wizard is to Oz, and that is additionally a job a unusual, cerebral, community-oriented Aquarian might simply step into. They’re additionally humanitarian at coronary heart, and whereas she could also be a doll, Bizarre Barbie is unafraid to attach with the flawed, human aspect of her persona.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Mermaid Barbie

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Inventive, dreamy, and innately magical, Mermaid Barbie is undoubtedly a Pisces, the mutable water signal symbolized by the fish. Dominated by Neptune, the planet of spirituality, Pisceans are pure empaths and encourage others with their skill to carry all issues imaginative and surreal into on a regular basis life, very like the one Barbie to sport a fishtail. And since the ocean is actually therapeutic and centering for Pisces, they’d ideally like to reside within the water, identical to Mermaid Barbie — or no less than as near it as attainable.